Chinese Take Out Madness!

I decided to get Chinese for lunch today and it seemed quiet, so I stayed and ate my food at the restaurant too. Why the hell did I do that for? First walk in 2 crazy nerds, the kind that you wanted to beat up when you were in high school. They had a bunch of comic books in their hands and when they sat with their food it was like someone said "O.K, GEEK OUT!" Mofo's started talking about comic book characters like you talk about a close friend or some shit. "Cyclops was pissed" and "X-23 knew it was coming", was some of the crap coming out these guys mouths. I mean, don't get me wrong, when Chris bachalo is the guest artist on X-men I read it for sure, but I do not go into public establishments and talk about this shit out loud! Someone else eating there caught on to what was going on and we could not stop laughing.

That should have been enough of an experience, but NO. A very old man walks into the joint and demands that they make him chicken and rice, but that he wants it separate. He ends up getting Chicken fried rice, which was not what he asked for and who do you think he sits with to complain...ME. We go into detail (in spanish, the old man is from Cuba) on how everytime he comes into the Chinese restaurant he asks for something and gets a completely different thing, but ends up eating it anyway because he's so hungry.

That was my experience and I learned my lesson. Next time I go eat at that place I will make sure I get it to go.