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Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Orgasmic time at Maoz.


WOW! I think I forgot for a second how amazing Maoz really is. I just went to lunch here and fell in love all over again.
This is what you do for an orgasmic experience:
1. You walk into Maoz and ask for a salad bowl (don't fuck up, this is the best thing on there).

2. When you get your salad bowl go crazy and add ass many toppings as you can. They have fried broccoli, tomatoes, onions, cucumbers, cilantro sauce, carrots, etc...

3. Add the sauces you like (garlic sauce, yogurt, and some others are available)

4. Go somewhere that you will not be interrupted and savor each bite as if it was your last. You will feel a tingle down there and BAM...orgasmic.

Go here to see which Maoz to go running into...
http://www.maozusa.com/

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