...or that someone married Nick Cannon! What the fuck is going on? He is the last person I thought would end up with Mariah's crazy ass. Next time she has a breakdown he's going to be the first one to abort ship. Was he not rumored to be with Lindsay Lohan at one time? He also dated Christina Milian and cheated on her, she ended up writing about it in her last album. Then he also dated Kim Kardashian...Hmm. Maybe he has a black belt in sex kung fu and Mariah is dick-matized! Someone save Mariah, please.
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Hello Mr. Mariah Carey.
This marriage has trainwreck written all over it. I give it 4 months.
You never know. Nick Cannons dick might have some special powers or something. and he's young so he can go for a while. Im starting to think she lost weight because of him or something, cause he's ripped..
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