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Monday, June 23, 2008

John Mayer has a Dominican Penis...WHAT?


John is just full of surprises....Here is a quote I just found that he told Rollin Stone Magazine some time last year:

"I'm not worried about how small my penis is - I'm worried about how dark it is. I have a Dominican Penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks."

Wow John. Just let everything out in the open and tell us where Jennifer Aniston's vagina is from now. 

1 comment:

Unknown said...

really?? how does he know so much about dominicans? and what their penises look like?